You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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