You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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