I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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