I'm lost and stupid without you.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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