Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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