Me too!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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