I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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