I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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