Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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