"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
