This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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