Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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