the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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