so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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