This house was built for laser tag.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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