Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
be right there i have to get my cape
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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