And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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