I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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