Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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