Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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