So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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