Sry I called you an 8
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
