By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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