belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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