are you still at the devil's house?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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