Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Sacagawea was the original milf.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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