I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Randomize
