office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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