thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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