thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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