guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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