What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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