Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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