You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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