wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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