let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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