What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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