I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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