you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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