i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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