When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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