I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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