: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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