and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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