her vagine was all disorganized.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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