so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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