you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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