No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
please come you make the beer taste better
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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