I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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