The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
