Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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