handjob tips. give me some.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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