She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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